Bathroom stories…

Everyday when I am home I see a paper boat on the toilet paper roll.. that’s my brother’s passing time art while doing whatever he does on a commode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. 

 I love to see this piece of art… when there is no boat I understand that his mood is off. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ how weird is that 


Fucking mosquitoย 

How does this tiny fucked up fucking mosquito know where to bite. Let’s just say they smart enough to know that.. how does those bitches know where the ear is? And how the fuck do they manage to buzz for long. Just thinking of it makes me shudder. This fucking thing woke me up just by fucking buzzing in near my ear. I managed to kill it after lot fight. After repeatedly trying to kill it, that bitch fucking came again TO BUZZ IN MY EAR. As if it loves to live on the edge. Am not even sorry I killed it.