Scene out of movie “Birds”


See those 3 crows sitting.. and see my plate of amazing fish and chips… those crows were Planning a war on me who was alone. Those three and there were 4 more in various places around me. Those bitches stated slowly coming toward me one by one from all the sides. No amount of shooing was working. I was getting little scared but I was not willing to let them win. Those bitchy conieving bastards. 

Thank god for the guy who came and rescued me. He did nothing he just sat near another table and those fuckers left. My Hero 😍

Fucking mosquito 


How does this tiny fucked up fucking mosquito know where to bite. Let’s just say they smart enough to know that.. how does those bitches know where the ear is? And how the fuck do they manage to buzz for long. Just thinking of it makes me shudder. This fucking thing woke me up just by fucking buzzing in near my ear. I managed to kill it after lot fight. After repeatedly trying to kill it, that bitch fucking came again TO BUZZ IN MY EAR. As if it loves to live on the edge. Am not even sorry I killed it.