Hostel Life

When travelling alone and staying in hostel… it’s usually fun with lot of people. But you are in mixed dorm and let’s say you #snore, not a big deal because it’s quite common but then your bed is next a extremely cute guy and you happen to fart!! Thank god there were curtains. and then I go and drop your not so fancy underwear in front him. Maan life sucks at times and hopefully I didn’t snore too… but it happens a lot doesn’t it? People farting in bathrooms and sound of peeing and the Fragrance we leave behind after shitting! What can you do.. people should fight these… what’s so wrong about farting and shitting? It’s as common as eating isn’t it? Why only fight for periods let’s make this open so that’s it doesn’t get embarrassing 🤷🏼‍♀️ this is not about man or woman. Everything shits, farts. What a way justify my bruised ego. 🤣

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Travelling light!!!

For the life of me… I can’t travel light… it’s a joke how men and women travel.. but for me it’s not a joke… that shit is real and when someone ask me what’s there to pack so much I would love to bitch- slap them and then show what I actually packed… I don’t wear jeans and you know how difficult that makes my travelling?? I have big boobs and I don’t like attracting attention to them so scarfs, bra’s, Panties, tampons, panty fucking liners, tissues, towels, bed fucking sheets, did I mention books!! Yes BOOKS.. everything goes in there… what can I go without?? Apparently nothing… people call me high maintenance… bitch please these are basic for me.

Scene out of movie “Birds”


See those 3 crows sitting.. and see my plate of amazing fish and chips… those crows were Planning a war on me who was alone. Those three and there were 4 more in various places around me. Those bitches stated slowly coming toward me one by one from all the sides. No amount of shooing was working. I was getting little scared but I was not willing to let them win. Those bitchy conieving bastards. 

Thank god for the guy who came and rescued me. He did nothing he just sat near another table and those fuckers left. My Hero 😍